justinripley:

this is the whole movie

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler

(Source: lyceck)

(Source: dobreith)

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

(Source: eternalgirlscout)

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

(Source: perfectioninimperfection)

supernaturalapocalypse:

Season 10 Predictions and AU’s

So apparently a season 10 description was recently released (which you can read here). And in that, Sam is off chasing a missing Dean, and Cas meanwhile is working to fix Heaven.

I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

So this is my version.

(Source: sixlegends)

asvprock:

1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours